For some reason at 4:00 am I started thinking about the Kenites (yesterday's post), yeah, I have no life outside of Christ.
How would this go in today's church?
"We need a guide to show us the way to the Promiseland, so I've asked my brother-in-law Hobab, if his people would take us."
Church member #1: "Why do we have to go, we like it here?"
Church member#2: "How much are you going to have to pay them?"
#3: "Wait, that's your brother-in-law, you can't do that!"
#4: "Can't we find a Christian guide service?"
#5: "Has this been actually presented in the form of a formal motion?"
#3: "I'm still having a problem with the whole brother-in-law thing; we need to make sure we keep this a clean transaction!"
#5: Did we get 4 bids, and is this the cheapest one?"
#4: "I'd like to make an amendment to the motion, that the Kenites renounce their gypsy lifestyle and accept Christ before we use their services."
#5: "Can we vote? I have to grab a bite before my 1:00 tee time!"
#3: "Moses, is this your idea or did it go before a committee?"
#2: "I think we need to table this, I still don't think we need to move!"
400 years later, "Sorry, but you're going to be wiped out because the committee voted not to allow you to bless them!"
Okay, it was 4 am!
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